Have I been eating Mong Food?
….mmmmmmm, tasty….. Ohhhhh, it’s almost Christmas, yeyyyyyyyyy. Yey. Ahem. I’ve been able to do most of the shopping, bought for pretty much everyone bar the missus. Got the baby a few things, me sis and her boyfriend, mum n dad (and the in’laws), sister-in-law and kids too. Just the missus to buy for. I’ll have to drop hints of a health spa visit or something similar; then she’ll be really surprised when she gets that ironing board.
I was considering getting her a Quad Core Pentium with 4gig of ram and a stupidly big graphics card, but I think she’d be a bit pissed at that (considering I’d be playing Warcraft Lich King on it all the time if I did). A goddamn.
One of our neighbours has decided to buy something interesting; a horse. They have a house at the end of a row of terraced houses on the side of a hill. The poor little horse has been out their back garden (which is overlooking another road behind our house) through all the damn cold weather which we have been experiencing recently. Me wife was a bit upset by this and questioned the neighbour about it. They’re a bunch of inbreeds btw; they’ve moved in a few months ago and they’ve already had alot of aggro directed at them from un-named 3rd parties. The car outside their house had all 4 tires slashed a few weeks back, they’ve ALWAYS got the bedroom front window open and one of the girls looking out of it smoking, they’re a bit noisy etc. Tbh I couldn’t give a fuck, but it winds up the neighbourly wife a bit (she’s tried saying hello to them a few times and once managed to get a nod of hello, otherwise they totally blank her which just succeeds in fucking her off).
The missus’s conversation with one of the girls there went along a little something like this;
“Excuse me, you seem to have a horse in your garden.”
“No we don’t.”
“Eh? What do you mean? I can see it very clearly from my back window in your back garden.”
“No, not us.”
“Have you looked there at all recently?”
“Errrrrr, we’re minding it.”
“You’re minding it?
“Yeah….it’s not staying long.”
That was 3 weeks back. Poor bastard is still there. RSPCA to follow methinks.
